Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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