My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Someone shattered a urinal.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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