They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
soo... how was my night?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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