But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it hurts more in the daytime
This beer is not sobering me up at all
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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