ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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