I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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