It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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