we're blogging at a bar
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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