It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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