Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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