are you still at the devil's house?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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