I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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