you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize