I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Never underestimate the power of titties
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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