it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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