I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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