don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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