MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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