i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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