Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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