singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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