Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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