it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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