Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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