He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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