i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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