its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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