Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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