WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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