PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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