I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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