i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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