This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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