Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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