May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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