i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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