My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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