I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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