i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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