We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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