Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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