I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I need a beard to bite.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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