Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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