the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Dick very happy bro
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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