I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
My ATM looks so different sober.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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