what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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