Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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