I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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