ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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