well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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